Real Life Post #1

This post will be about the Real World. (I know, I thought it was a fable also).

One thing you need to realize when you go into a grocery store, is that YOUR oponion really doesn't mater. No, please don't say a word, it DOES NOT matter. We tell you that we are here to help you...but we're not.

We are here to laugh as you realize that your daughter painted your nails when you were asleep...and your a guy...and they are all different shades of pink. We are here to laugh as you drop the VERY LAST watermelon in your cart and it explodes and gushes all over your cart. Most of all, we are here to be a general disturbance to your otherwise natual lives. We find great pleasure in making all this easy into teadious and annoying tasks. ^.^ Have fun Shoping!

Sadness ; ;

Sad news today, two of my favorite ppl on FFXI are quitting. /cry I will miss you Cobrilota and Protege. ; ;

Set Parties.....<3

I love set parties. They are so much fun. Sick of noobs? Get a set party. Sick of pricks? Get a set party. The best thing of all about set parties is when everyone gets to the point that they know what the others are gonna do before they do it. I call this the "Anti-Noobism" part of a set party. It's what seperates a set party from one of those random invites.

Noobs...must die!

Of all the things that I have encountered in FFXI, there are two things that piss me off the most. The first is people stabbing me in the back. If you do this then expect all the forces of hell to drag you into Temple of Uggalepih! The second is running your mouth about a job you don't play.

Today I was in a party that was going EXTREMELY well when the mages lost connectivity. One party member decided: Hey! Lets tell the BLU how to do his job! Now if you have ANY sense in your brain, you'd know that doing this will totally piss the person off. Unfortunately I was the BLU.

Noob: "Use Healing Breeze!"
Vatar: "....have you even leveled BLU?"
Noob: "Um...no."
Vatar: "STFU then!"

This is about the time that if I was a GM, they would be warped to Temple of Uggalepin... unfortunately, I'm not. Please, if you have the urge to tell someone how to do their job, go level the job first...or take a leasurely walk through Temple of Uggalepin without Sneak or Invisible.